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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Olga

I never had pets as a child. I think that that could be part of the reason why I'm so obsessed with pets. I've already talked about how I wanted pet spiders, and about my many budgies. This is the story of Olga.

Once upon a time, I found a baby hedgehog outside my house. It was so cute!



The next night, I found it outside again.



It was still there two nights later, so I decided it had been abandoned by its mother, and I decided that I would be its new mother.








I brought it inside, and my flatmate Joya and I made a little bed for it, and started finding out all about how to look after hedgehogs.

We figured out that she was a girl, and named her Olga.


We made her an awesome little house.


We fed her with kitten food, and a couple of blueberries.


She only spiked me twice, and I'm pretty sure that the second time was an accident.


She bit me twice too, on purpose, but I forgave her because I loved her so much.



Eventually, we came to realise that it wasn't fair on her to be kept as a pet. We didn't want to put her back outside our house though, because she would probably get run over (there were always squished hedgehogs on our street, it was awful). We decided to give her to another flatmates mother, and she would release here somewhere nice, with lots of gardens to run around in, and no cars.

The day before we were going to give her away, she went missing. We couldn't figure out how she had managed to escape. Animal lovers, please don't read this. (highlight, but don't say I didn't warn you)Eventually we found out that a flatmate's friend who had been staying at our place had killed her.By throwing her onto the ground. It makes me sick to my stomach even thinking about it. When I found out I was beyond angry, I wanted to kill him. I was devastated.

Long story short, someone had killed her:(

A few months later it was my birthday. My parents had come down to spend it with me, and had brought presents from my sister.


I opened the card from her.



"I hope that nobody kills your hedgehog"?

I mean, my sister and I never really got along then, but really? That's a pretty mean thing to say, on my birthday of all days!



My mum saw the look on my face, and said "don't worry, you'll understand when you see the present" I unwrapped the present, and it was a charm for my pandora bracelet.



In the shape of a.... tombstone? Really? Making fun of my dead baby hedgehog, ON MY BIRTHDAY? What kind of sick joke was this?

I was starting to get upset at this point.


My mum looked confused.



No, definitely not a hedgehog. It's a tombstone for my poor baby Olga. What kind of horrible person would do something this morbid and mean? ON MY BIRTHDAY?








Turns out that my mother had mixed up my presents. The charm that I thought was from my sister was actually meant to be from my mother. It was a bible, as a late baptism present. My mother quickly dug out the charm from my sister.

I nearly died when I saw it: an adorable little hedgehog. I'm not even going to attempt to draw it, because I won't do the cuteness justice. Even these pictures can't capture how adorable it is.


I was so happy. What a perfect, thoughtful present! I love my sister!
And now I get to keep Olga with me all the time.


RIP Olga


Olga at her happiest: Eating a blueberry


About me!

So some people have been confused by the pictures of me, even some of my good friends who actually know me IRL! So I will explain just in case anyone else is confused, and so anyone who doesn't know me can see that I actually look like this (apparently people have been googling "ladybug on crutches" and finding my blog).

Also, I am too lazy to do a proper post tonight. I promise I'll do one by Wedneday!

Saturday, August 27, 2011

How I spent last weekend

Normally when someone asks "so, what did you do this weekend?" I have a little freakout. My memory is weird, I can remember very specific unimportant details about something that happened ages ago, but ask me what I did last weekend/yesterday/earlier today and I'll draw a complete blank.

Anyway, this is how I spent last weekend, and hopefully this'll explain why I haven't updated lately.

This is my last semester of uni. So far I have:

Had concussion.



Had the flu for two weeks.



Had lots of problems with my asthma.



Had a cold.



I was finally all better! Yay!!



Off to work I went. I couldn't decide what I wanted for dinner, after whining to everyone I settled on curry.

It was the most delicious curry I've ever had. Perfect chicken, perfect spicyness, perfect naan. I decided to keep half to have at work the next night. Om nom nom.



Woke up the next morning at 6am.

And so it began.

WARNING! You do not want to read this if you're eating.
Also, I'm pretty sure that we should rename this "the classiest blog ever"

Monday, August 8, 2011

Eco warrior princess

As a biology student, I'm passionate about the environment. I like to do my bit to help save the planet. Unfortunately, since it's me, I fail quite a lot.

After going to Tasmania for a holiday and eating more KFC in those two weeks than I'd eaten in my whole life, I discovered that it was actually quite delicious. One day at work, I decided to get some for dinner.




So I went on a crusade to stop palm oil




Until a few weeks later when...

I got a craving. Now I get cravings every now and then, and when I get them, it feels like I have to eat it right then or I will die. Sometimes I will crave things I don't even like, like avocado, or random things that nobody would even think to eat, like peanut butter and salami sandwiches. And I think about them and think about them and think about them until the point where I feel like I'm about to explode if I don't eat/drink it RIGHT NOW!


Palm oil? What palm oil?

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I like to try and save on petrol. Not because of petrol prices, but because I want to save the environment.






I actually got to the end of the street before I realised. I'm so awesome.

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You always hear about overfishing, and how bottom trawling is bad, blah blah blah, but I never realised how bad commercial fishing is until I took a paper about it at uni. I decided not to eat any commercially caught fish, because I don't want to support the industry at all. I'm also going to do masters in fisheries management, so that I can help save the world! Yay!!

Anyway, because I wasn't eating fish, I decided to buy some omega-3 capsules so that I would still be healthy.


Pictured above: Someone who is smart and healthy.

One day I was telling Sara about how smart and healthy I am...





As soon as I got home, I found the packet and had a good look at it.


The packet CLEARLY said fish oil capsules, and even had pictures of fish on it! FML.

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I just like to think that it's the thought that counts... right?

Pictured above: Planetsaver.